friend: why are men like this
me: *pulls PDFs out of nowhere* you see when the agricultural revolution started
Part of me is questioning why capitalism drives people to a point of pure violence in the quest for capital.
The other part of me would knock her into a new age bracket, ethnicity, race, religion, and astrological sign. Send her lil dentures flying clear across the Atlantic, smh.
I’m simply conflicted.
Sweet mother, I cannot weave –
slender Aphrodite has overcome me
with longing for a girl.
Sappho, from Sappho: A New Translation of the Complete Works tr. Diane Rayor
(via lifeinpoetry)
#the more i look at this the more i love it #aphrodite just slam dunked this poor lady into the gay zone #can’t get anything fuckin done today too busy getting wrecked over girls #aphrodite i had some shit to do today i was gonna make a new chiton #aphrodite could you please stop mopping the floor with my face i had chores #not cool#my mom’s not gonna understand this aphrodite #she’s going to be like ‘okay well do the dishes’ #HOW CAN I DO THE DISHES WHEN I AM THIS GAY APHRODITE #HOW??
(via rainbowbarnacle)
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